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The Bread And Onions You Ate This Morning Tasted Better Than Any Feast To A Man Who Expects To Eat Agai
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The bread and onions you ate this morning tasted better than any
feast to a man who expects to eat again, and the sun through the
grills overhead is brighter for you than for any man who expects
to see it rise tomorrow.
-- Pandarus the Gladiator
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What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sure sign he expects to be paid for it.
-- H. L. Menche...
You don't have to be jealous of the girl who works on your Bicycle.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 16...
CREDITOR: A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)...
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferso...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball....