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• Q: How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree?
  A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring. Q: But how did he get back down?...
• Even in the moment of our earliest kiss, When sighed the straitened bud into the flower, Sat the dry seed of most unwelcome thi
  And that I knew, though not the day and hour. Too season-wise am I, being country-bred, To tilt at autumn or defy the fro...
• A word in season spoken May calm the troubled breast.
  -- Charles Jefferys (1807-1865) -- A Word in Seaso...
• Come o'er the moonlit sea, The waves are brightly glowing.
  -- Charles Jefferys (1807-1865) -- The Moonlit Sea...
• Come, wander with me, for the moonbeams are bright On river and forest, o'er mountain and lea.
  -- Charles Jefferys (1807-1865) -- Come, Meander with me...
• Meek and lowly, pure and holy, Chief among the "blessed three.
  -- Charles Jefferys (1807-1865) -- Charity...
• The morn was fair, the skies were clear, No breath came o'er the sea.
  -- Charles Jefferys (1807-1865) -- The Rose of Allandale...
• Spring makes everything young again except humans.
• Woodman, spare that tree! Touch not a single bough!
  In youth it sheltered me, And I 'll protect it now....