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• You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
• Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get.
  -- The Eagle...
• If you want to get rid of stinking odors in the kitchen, stop cooking. -- Erma Bombeck
• Law of Gifts: You get the most of what you need the least.
• You get the most of what you need the least. -- Law of Gif
• The best way to get rid of unwanted flying insects is to have strong body odor.
• Skinner: [over PA] Attention, students. It's time once again to choose a gym class for the coming term so let's all prove how adult we can be by filing to the gym in a calm and orderly manner.
  ..even though it's first come, first serve, and the most popular sports fill up fast....
• How would you like walking around with a frog in your drawers that you couldn't get rid of?
  What an astute metaphore for the masculine condition. -- Dawn/Charlie...
• The following appeared in a brochure promoting the purchase of local franchises for a national chain of gyms.
  "Now is the time to invest in a Power-Lift Gym franchise so that you can profit from opening one of our gyms in your town....