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• VAGINA -- tunnel of love.
• VAGINA -- a balled spot.
• VAGINA -- the box a penis comes in.
• Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
  -- Alice Walke...
• I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five." -Leela
• The following appeared in a Letter to the Editor of the Shady Village newspaper.
  "Commuters are complaining that the rush hour traffic on Blue Highway between Shady Village and Bright City has doubled their commuting time....
• Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
  Thank you for your cooperation....
• Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
• Less than 100 posts to go!