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• It's not in the manual !!!!!
• Manual labour: reading the manual.
• Quote #59 "...Then anyone who leaves behind him a written manual
  and likewise anyone who receives it, in the belief that such writing will be clear and certain, must be exceedingly simple-minded....
• lashdot effect n. 1. Also spelled "/. effect"; what is said to have happened when a website being virtually unreachable because too many people are hitting it after the site was mentioned in an interesting article on the popular Slashdot news service.
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• At your service!
• Honesty and service.
• Service with a snarl.
• But I DID read the manual...
• I'm sure it's in the manual somewhere...