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• Reece's Second Law: The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.
• Passing directly from barbarism to decadence.
• We're going to have to go directly to... Ludicrous speed!
• The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
  -- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary...
• It warms me, it charms me, To mention but her name
  It heats me, it beats me, And set me a' on flame. -- Bu...
• The vain beauty cares most for the conquest which employed the whole artillery of her charms.
  -- Edward Garre...
• The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980)...