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• A blank stare is as worthless as a faxed cheque.
• Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promissory note.
  Today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. -- Kay Lyo...
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
• HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his pay cheque because he got a cut in pay.
• The two most beautiful words in the English language are: 'Cheque enclosed.' -- Dorothy Parke
• The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed." -- Dorothy Parke
• What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque. -- Brendan Franci
• The more important the communication and the more urgent the need, the more likely it is that communication gets lost in the mail.
  You've never heard of junk mail getting lost in the mail, have you?...