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The Common Symptoms Of Swine Flu Are: High Fever, Upset Stomach, Occasional Cramps And An Irresistable Urge To Fuck In The Mud.
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The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach,
occasional cramps and an irresistable urge to fuck in the mud.
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Full moon risen and my fever is high. -- Eagle
When you are in a high place, do you get the urge to spit?
When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero.
YII: Yield to Irresistable Impulse
Sleep is when all the unsorted stuff comes flying out as from a dustbin upset in a high wind.
-- William Golding...
Any girl who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is obviously setting her standards too high.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
hriek n. See excl. Occasional CMU usage, also in common use among APL fans and mathematicians, especially category theorists.
SMILEY :-R has the flu
