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The Computer Is The Only Thing That Can Make 1,000,000 Errors Per Second.
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The computer is the only thing that can make 1,000,000 errors per second.
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cycle 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper described himself as a "cycle junkie").
One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....
cycle: 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper describes himself as a "cycle junkie").
One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....
This computer hardware has the following rating
Gilb's Laws of Unreliability 1) Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Corollary: At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer....
The 1-tick-per-second clock of UNIX is good only until January 18, 2038, assuming word lengths don't increase by then.
The only thing faster than the computer is the weekend.
The speed of time is one second per second.
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