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A Real Computer Scientist Does Not Mind UNIX, Simple Commands Like Mail And Readnews Rarely Fail.
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A real computer scientist does not mind UNIX, simple commands like
mail and readnews rarely fail.
A real programmer does not mind UNIX, it can be easily circumvented.
A real software engineer does not care what operating system he runs
his Software Verification Aid package on.
A real user cares about UNIX, but nobody cares about him.
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Why would you WANT to port C news to your PC? Wouldn't it be smarter and about as cost-effective to port your PC over to the trashcan and buy a real computer that runs a real operating system like Unix?
-- Brian Kanto...
Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac (and nobody cares about it).
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85...
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eal operating system: n. The sort the speaker is used to.
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