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The Consumer Is Not A Moron, It Is Your Spouse.
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The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
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Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.
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The computer is a moron!
A peripheral is what your spouse becomes after you bring a personal computer into your home.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.