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• How many Techno dancers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six, one to wear it around the neck, one to bring ecstasy and give it to the dancer to distract him, one to steal the light bulb while the dancer is distracted and dazed from ecstasy, three to distract the remaining crowd so they will not try to grab the bulb....
• Another Liberal Lemming leaps off the cliff to oblivion!
• Every extension of knowledge arises from making the conscious the unconscious.
  -- Friedrich Nietzche...
• The earth hath skin, and the skin hath diseases. One of these...is called man. -- Nietzche
• How does it feel to be a tap dancer in the canoe of life?
• From one feeler to anothe
• How can you tell the dance from the dancer?
• It is easier to appear worthy of a position one does not hold, than of the office which one fills.
  -- Duc de La Rochefoucauld...
• cosmic rays n. Notionally, the cause of bit rot.
  However, this is a semi-independent usage that may be invoked as a humorous way to handwave away any minor randomness that doesn't seem worth the bother of investigating....