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• A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe
• A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person. Edgar Watson Howe
• No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
  -- Edgar Watson Howe...
• A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. Edgar Watson Howe
• Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. Edgar Watson Howe
• The liberty of the press is most generally approved when it takes liberties with the other fellow, and leaves us alone.
  -- Edgar Watson Howe, _Country Town Sayings_(1911)...
• A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
• The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. -- Shirley Maclaine