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The Customer Is Always Lying. -- Borsheim's Law
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The customer is always lying.
-- Borsheim's Law
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Lewis's Law: People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer. -- Lewis' Law
There's a revised version of "The customer is always right" which I find much more appealing, which i
"The customer may not always be right, but the customer is always the customer....
The customer isn't always right, but they do get an unnatural amount of slack
Brown's Law of Business Success: Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.
I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.
The customer's always right. The son-of-a-bitch Is probably rich So smile with all your might.
-- Noel Coward...
NO customer can be worse than no customer.