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• The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.
• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• If exercise is all that good for you, how come the doctor with the greatest seniority has the parking place closest to the hospital door?
• That's the trouble with godhood: it robs you of your finer judgement.
  A deity so rarely has to *pay* for his mistakes!" -- The Midgard Serpent analyzes mythic concepts....
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw...
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw...
• It's funny. You come some place new and everything looks the same.
• The time was the 19th of May, 1780. The place was Hartford, Connecticut.
  The day has gone down in New England history as a terrible foretaste of Judgement Day....