Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious
book.
-- Wilson Mizner
Related:
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same token it is the shortest detour to marriage.
-- Wilson Mizne...
Poets are born, not paid. -- Wilson Mizne
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. -- Wilson Mizne
God help those who do not help themselves. -- Wilson Mizne
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. -- Wilson Mizne
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. -- Wilson Mizne
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. -- Wilson Mizne