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• I think he's playing solitaire with a pinochle deck.
• Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (-- not even in the game).
• Two suits short of a full deck (a half-wit).
• Not to worry, this is a TRANSCENDENTAL solution.
• Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience
• Following some strange impulse, you raise the Sceptre.
  ... You hear a magical fanfare, repeated three times....
• We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it.
  For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable...
• Two rather dumb teams were playing one another in football.
  The visiting team heard the ref's whistle and thought it was the sign that the game had ended, whereupon the team left the field....