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The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Rooster, Is That The Rooster Gets Up In The Morning And Clucks Defiance.
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The difference between a lawyer and a rooster,
is that the rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.
Related:
The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
The country rooster dows not crow in the town. African(Swahili) Proverb
Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still. Spanish Proverb
Woman who put rooster in freezer have frozen cock.
Q: What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Plumber? A: A Plumber works to _unclog_ the system.
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
-- Bob Dyla...
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
-- Boccaccio...
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs. Russian Proverb
