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1) A chocolate covered mouse.
2) A computer without a keyboard.
3) No bug report at all.
-- Things more useful than an undocumented bug report
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That's not a bug! it's an undocumented feature!
condom n. 1. The protective plastic bag that accompanies 3.
5-inch microfloppy diskettes. Rarely, also used of (paper) disk envelopes....
1. After designing a routine to go around a bug, the system will be revised and the bug removed, leaving you with a useless routine.
2. Efforts in improving a computers user friendliness often ends up improving ones computer literacy 3....
bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
That's not a bug! It's a seldom-used, undocumented feature!
THIS IS 911...To report fire press 1, burglary press 2, rape press 3,...
oddy /nod'ee/ adj. [UK: from the children's books] 1.
Small and un-useful, but demonstrating a point. Noddy programs are often written by people learning a new language or system....
oddy: /nod'ee/ [UK: from the children's books] adj.
1. Small and un-useful, but demonstrating a point....
1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....