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• All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he learned was million.
  -- Tommy Lasorda, on pitcher Fernando Valenzuela...
• When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out. -- Tommy Lasorda
• The first idea that the child must acquire, in order to be actively disciplined, is that of the difference between good and evil
  and the task of the educator lies in seeing that the child does not confuse good with immobility, and evil with activity....
• The difference between like and love is the same as the difference between a spit and a swallow.
• The difference between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day.
  -- Harry Hershfield...
• Software is the difference between hardware and reality.
• The difference between communism and democracy is plenty.
• The difference between doing it and not doing it is doing it.