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• A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #12...
• There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• That truth cannot be material in any respect, is contrary to the nature of things.
  No tribunal, no codes, no systems can repeal or impair this law of God, for by his eternal laws it is inherent in the nature of things ....
• Gilb's Laws of Unreliability 1) Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
  Corollary: At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer....
• This is th' original contract; these the laws / Impos'd by nature, and by nature's cause.
  -- John Dryde...
• Virginity can be cured. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Murphy's Tenth Law Mother nature is a bitch.
• Mother nature is a bitch. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 10
• Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...