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The Doctor Wanted To Write A Prescription, So He Reached In His Pocket And Pulled Out A Thermometer.
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The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and
pulled out a thermometer. "Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen."
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