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• Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woma
  only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. -- Robertson Davie...
• Very few people can afford to be poor. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Alcoholic problems? Yes, I can't afford it.
• MAN: The only animal who can play scrabble!!
• The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
  -- Robertson Davies, "A Voice from the Attic", 1960...
• Perlsweig's Law: People who can least afford to pay rent have to.
  People who can most afford to pay rent build up equity....
• It is most difficult to meet anyone who does not like a yes man or woman.
• Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
• Q: "Can you use a vacuum cleaner on your dog?" A: "Yes, but it is generally better to take it for a walk.