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• It is not good that the man should be alone. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iii, 18
• Getting the baby to sleep is the hardest when she is about 18 years old.
• During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai E.
  Stevenson "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!...
• A statesman is an easy man, He tells his lies by rote
  A journalist makes up his lies And takes you by the throa...
• Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but young enough to look forward to it.
• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
• The price of wisdom is above rubies. -- Old Testament -- Job xxviii, 18
• Remember the good old days where you decided which candidate to vote for by asking who would do the most good?
  Now you ask who will do the least harm....
• As you are old and reverend, you should be wise. -- William Shakespeare