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• The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.
• Whenever one word or letter can change the entire meaning of a sentence, the probability of an error being made will be in direct proportion to the embarrassment it will cause.
  -- Bob Considine...
• Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
• Always distrust offices not under your jurisdiction which say that they are there to serve you.
  Support" offices in a bureaucracy tend to grow in size and make demands on you out of proportion to their service and in the end require more effort on your part than their service is worth....
• Async Error Register %b size = %d
• FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory.
• Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy