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• The farther away from the entrance of the market (theater, or any other given location) that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.
  -- Judith deMille Berso...
• This drunk in the movie theater was lying across the seat, going, "Uhh, uhh.
  And the usher says, "Cut the racket, will ya? Sit up in your seat....
• The prettier the flower the farther from the path. -- Into the Wood
• Remember thee Ay, thou poor ghost while memory holds a seat In this distracted globe.
  Remember thee! Yea, from the table of my memory I'll wipe away all trivial fond records, All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past, That youth and observation copied there....
• Wedding March: 19th Century, England The traditional church wedding features two bridal marches, by two different classical composers.
  The bride walks down the aisle to the majestic, moderately paced music of the "Bridal Chorus" from Richard Wagner's 1848 opera "Lohengrin"....
• One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your seat to another passenger.
  This may seem callous, but it is the best way, really....