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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be....
• Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101.
  Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon....