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• You may see me, fat and shining, with well-cared-for hide,.
  .. a hog from Epicurus's herd. -- Horace (65-8 BC) -- Satires, 4, 15...
• Sumo Wrestling: survival of the fattest.
• HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.
  Lo! the poor humorist, whose tortured mind See jokes in crowds, though still to gloom inclined -- Whose simple appetite, untaught to stray, His brains, renewed by night, consumes by day....
• Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from age to age, modified by individual genius, but never abandoned.
  -- William Butler Yea...
• An honest man, close-button'd to the chin, Broadcloth without, and a warm heart within.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Epistle to Joseph Hill...
• A whole hog is better than no hog at all.
• Pleasure is the start and end of living happily. -- Epicuru
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.