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The First Three Minutes Of Your Life Can Be Dangerous ... The Last Three Can Be Pretty Dodgy Too!
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The first three minutes of your life can be dangerous ...
The last three can be pretty dodgy too!
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No wonder can last more than three days.
You can get used to living at a nudist camp. The first three days are the hardest. -- R. Dreise
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. -- Robert Fro
If you haven't struck oil in the first three minutes, stop boring. -- George Jessel
If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life....
Three cheers for life.
Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....