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• A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....
• A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....
• I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company.
  "Okay," replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman....
• Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
  God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
• God created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.
• And the Lord God said, "Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil
  and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever, we must send him forth....