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• Purchase not friends with gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love. -- Fulle
• Thrasyllus the Cynic begged a drachm of Antigonus. "That," said he, "is too little for a king to give.
  Why, then," said the other, "give me a talent." "And that," said he, "is too much for a Cynic (or, for a dog) to receive....
• Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso
• Wisdom does not give you the answers, it only redefines the questions.
• Looking to God for answers is premature.
• A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.