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  ...Listen, bud, I'm telling you I'm schizo.... Can you believe this, Joe, he doesn't think I'm schizo....
• Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
  Conscience makes egotists of us all. -- Oscar Wilde...
• What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think themselves cleverer than we are.