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• Reverend Belling (Graham) You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane.
  Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives....
• The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots.
  True enough, robots do not rebel. But given man's nature, robots cannot live and remain sane....
• Life is too short, but if you do it fast enough, you can live it one and a half times.
• This is a Lorena Bobbitt Tagline. It can be cut in half!
• Is this tagline half slow or half fast?
• Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
• YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.
  But yesterday I should have thought me blest To stand high-pinnacled upon the peak Of middle life and look adown the bleak And unfamiliar foreslope to the West, Where solemn shadows all the land invest And stilly voices, half-remembered, speak Unfinished prophecy, and witch-fires freak The haunted twilight of the Dark of Rest....
• The man who lives in the past, robs the present.
• As the ticket inspector on the train approached, Edward Nye told his friend, the poet James Whitcomb Riley, to get under the seat as he only had one ticket.
  Riley was reluctant to follow his friend's request but eventually did so to avoid any trouble....