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• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actio
  he is neither hot nor timid. -- Chesterfield...
• Every politician we have, liberal or conservative, who gets caught drinking or chasing women is thrown out of office.
  It's backwards. It's more dangerous to have a clean-living President with his finger on the button....
• Patience is a most necessary quality for business; many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request.
  -- Lord Chesterfield...
• Man is a gregarious creature, more so in mind than in body.
  He may like to go alone for a walk but he hates to stand alone in his opinion....
• A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his wife wants.
  You better believe it. -- Satchel Paige...
• Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
  No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....
• The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside.
  He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun And now will you tell me why?...
• The egoist in the absolute sense is not the man who sacrifices others.
  He is the man who stands above the need of using others in any manner....