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The item you want is out of stock. But it's on back order.
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The one item you want is never the one on sale. -- Finman's Principle
The "CONSUMER REPORT" on the item will come out a week after you buy the item. -- Beryl's Law
Yount's Law of Mail Ordering: The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
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STOCK ITEM ....
Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back.
You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever....
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This tagline is currently out of order.