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• Hoooooooollllllllyyyyyyyyyy Shhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt !
  !!" -- The first person to ever atempt Bungee jumping...
• My legs! Arghhh! My fucking legs!!!!! -- The second person to ever attempt Bungee jumping
• Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
• When I was called upon to be Prime Minister, now nearly two years ago, there were not many applicants for the job.
  Since then perhaps the market has improved. -- Sir Winston Churchill, Speech, Jan. 1942...
• I have bungee fever and there's only one cure....BOING....