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The Last Time I Saw A Head Like Yours Was In A Bottle .
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The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle ... I'll hit you on
the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs. When
you open your eyes you'll think you're in jail!
-- The Great Gildersleeve (Harold Peary)
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And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
-- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
Be careful when throwing a boomerang - you might hit the back of your head.
When I nod my head, you hit it.
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....