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• The amount of junk carried is in direct proportion to the amount of space available. -- Tony Hogg
• Whenever one word or letter can change the entire meaning of a sentence, the probability of an error being made will be in direct proportion to the embarrassment it will cause.
  -- Bob Considine...
• The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
  -- John W. Hazard, "Changing Times" 1957...
• The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it.
  If you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway. -- Milt Barbe...
• Objectivity increases in direct proportion to the distance from the problem.
• Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
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• Swearing increases in inverse proportion to the amount of work completed.
• Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.