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The Lisa Had Problems, But It Was A Terrific Piece Of Engineering That Still Puts The Macintosh To Shame.
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The Lisa had problems, but it was a terrific piece of engineering that still
puts the Macintosh to shame.
-- Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld
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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $
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