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• Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole.
• A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
  Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly....
• Everything's coming up roses.
• Boys want to light bangers, but end up holding sparklers.
• How are you holding up during the lithium shortage? -- David Letterma
• Was first in line for brains, but ended up holding the door open.
• Campers do it in a tent.
• Down with everything that's up. -- Malcolm Muggeridge
• I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake.
  I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake....