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The Lord Opened The Mouth Of The Ass, And She Said Unto Balaam, What Have I Done Unto Thee, That Thou Hast Smitten Me These Three Times?
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The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What
have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
-- Old Testament
-- Numbers xxii, 28
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And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
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Unto you is paradise opened. -- Old Testament -- 2 Esdras viii, 52
There is no peace, saith the Lord, unto the wicked. -- Old Testament -- Isaiah xlviii, 22
The secret things belong unto the Lord. -- Old Testament -- Deuteronomy xxix, 29
If I have done well, and as is fitting,... it is that which I desired
but if slenderly and meanly, it is that which I could attain unto....
For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iii, 19
He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the Lord. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xix, 17
Remove not the ancient landmark. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxii, 28; xxiii, 10