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The More Homes They Build Without Basements Or Attics, The More Frequent Are The Garage Sales Going To Be.
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The more homes they build without basements or attics, the more frequent
are the garage sales going to be.
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The following appeared in a memo from the president of a company that builds and sells new homes in Steel City.
"Over the past five years, the population of Steel City has increased by more than 20 percent, and family incomes in Steel City have risen much faster than the national average....
The following appeared in the annual report of a chain of stores that sell supplies for do-it-yourself home improvements.
"Current reports indicate that sales of new homes nationwide declined by 9 percent during the past year, while sales of existing homes increased by 16 percent....
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and lows more frequent." -- Nietzsche
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
Build more prisons, but not near my house!!!!