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The Most Cooperative Man In This World Is A Dead Man.
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The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man.
-- Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown.
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Nobody helps nobody but himself! -- Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown.
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Check, Mr. Spock? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. -- Kirk and Spock, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknow
Kirk: "Check?" Spock: "Right." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow
Kirk: "Right?" Spock: "Check." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow
Kirk: "Right, Mister Spock?" Spock: "Correct, Captain.
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Kirk: "Spock, what are the odds of getting a royal fizzbin?
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Spock: "Sir, you are a superb starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired.
-- "A Piece Of the action", Stardate unknow...
Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here.
You admit that? To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor....