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• Jones's Law: The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
• Jones' Law The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
• The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. JONES' LAW
• It's just his opinion...but he's wrong!
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