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The Most Important Question In The Study Of Government Is 'how Can We Prevent Government From Going Berserk And Killing Off Half The Population?
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The most important question in the study of government is 'how can we prevent
government from going berserk and killing off half the population?'
-- John Kormylo
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he value of the constitution depends on the good will of government itself.
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I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers to be feared.
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-- Kolak & Martin, Wisdom without Answe...
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The following appeared in a memo from a budget planner for the City of Grandview.
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