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• The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #50...
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• Procrastination day is tomorrow, or the next day!
• Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
  Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
• I'm not unemployed--I'm looking for the perfect job.
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
• Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
• Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
• Do it today, tomorrow it will be illegal.