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• Taglines are for idiots.
• Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
  Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....
• Why must love always be accompanied--sooner or later--by sorrow and pain?
  Why not? Because pure bliss is for pure idiots. -- Edward Abbey...
• War is like love, it always finds a way. -- Bertolt Brecht, "Mother Courage
• IBM: Idiots Became Manage
• IBM: Idiots Being Mental
• IBM: Idiots Built Me
• IBM: Idiots Buy Me
• I'm surrounded by idiots!