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• Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
• Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough. -- Steve Connelly
• The most popular kids show in France is Beauxault le Clown. -- Steve Connelly
• A man's body is 70% water. However, a dolphin's body is 0% water, so dolphins have to live in the ocean.
  -- Steve Connelly...
• No matter how much the passengers eat, the weight of the plane stays the same. -- Steve Connelly
• You can always get a job in international affairs because 90% of everything happens in a foreign country.
  -- Steve Connelly...
• Burns: And this is my basement. [reveals a traditional unfinished basement, complete with ping-pong table] Home
  Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms. Burns: Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it....
• The Unfinished Tagl
• A skunk walked by and my odor eaters went berserk with blood lust.
  They tripped me, escaped from my loafers, and chased the skunk up a tree....