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• Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
  -- Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2...
• 1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
• Gun Control means using 2 hands.
• As easy as 1, 2, 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
• 1) Read the incantation. 2) Escape. -- Rules for Escape From Cthulhu
• Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's!
• 1) X=Y ; Given 2) X^2=XY ; Multiply both sides by X 3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2
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• Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'?