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About The Only Person Who Has The Time To Write A Book On How To Raise A Child Is A Bachelor.
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About the only person who has the time to write a book on how to raise a
child is a bachelor.
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Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
-- Helen Rowland, American journali...
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone.
That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup...
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone.
That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone....
Who knows only his own generation remains always a child.
-- George Norlin .. More: http://ucblibraries.colorado.edu/about/norlin.htm...
He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally.
-- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing '72...